Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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