When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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