Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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