She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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