what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Randomize
