We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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