to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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