Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
Randomize
