my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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