Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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