she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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