that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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