I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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