Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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