Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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