The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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