Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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