I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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