how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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