Walk of Shame. In a state park.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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