dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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