Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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