You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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