The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
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