Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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