if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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