I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
