I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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