: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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