Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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