even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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