Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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