Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
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