Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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