went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
i out mim tonsoeep
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