Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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