All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
don't judge my taste in strippers
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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