too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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