that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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