I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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