But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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