Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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