so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
