too bad you live with your parents still
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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