I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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