I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
as a side note pls kill me
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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