He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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