I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
We talked him into tasing himself.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
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