there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
