Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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